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Les April 1st 05 08:28 PM

New Tax
 

Jim Dale wrote:
April 1, 2005

Pursuant to an act of Congress the following bill has passed and has
been signed into law. The bill { The Radio Spectrum User Act of 2005}


took effect April 1, 2005.

This bill assignees a user tax for all receivers, radios, tuners,

TV's,
cell phones and satellite equipment working or not. It covers audio,
video, analog and digital. The tax is determined by what the

equipment
can do. The tax will be good for one year and will need to be renewed


every year. The taxes will be determined by the following schedule.

Tax Schedule

Radio base tax. $10.00

Tax for each band

i.e., AM, SW, LW $10.00

Each 1 Mhz coverage $10.00

Non working tax $50.00

Scanner base tax $10.00

Each 56 channels $5.00

Each 5 Mhz coverage $5.00

Non working tax. $25.00

TV base tax $20.00

Color $10.00

Black & White $25.00

HDTV $100.00

Cable $75.00

Non working tax $75.00

Analog cell phone $15.00

Digital phone $10.00

All residences may be subject to an inspection to verify compliance.

Non
working equipment taxes are good for one year only, This equipment

MUST
disposed of in an authorized disposal facility with in the one year
period. Any equipment this is not registered within the allotted time

is
subject to fines 10X's the original tax or confiscation and or jail

time.

April Fools!


[email protected] April 2nd 05 03:58 AM

What has anything you just said have to do with SHORTWAVE? You village
Idiot Moron.
cuhulin


[email protected] April 2nd 05 04:00 AM

I see you were the very first one to pipe up to that New Tax
thingy,April Fool joke,you village Idiot Fool.
cuhulin


Brian Hill April 2nd 05 04:09 AM

Hey Les. Why are you so mean? Did ya forget to set the turret on your
SP-600 in between bands when you removed the RF deck on your last
restoration? LOL!!!

B.H.


Les April 2nd 05 04:13 AM


Brian Hill wrote:
Hey Les. Why are you so mean? Did ya forget to set the turret on your
SP-600 in between bands when you removed the RF deck on your last
restoration? LOL!!!

B.H.


No, I learned how to do that in 1961 in the Navy.

Mean? Not me, just can't stand that moron cuhulin and his idiotic
posts.

I have no problem with ignorance, but stupidity is forever!

Les


Brian Hill April 2nd 05 04:25 AM


"Les" wrote in message
oups.com...

Brian Hill wrote:
Hey Les. Why are you so mean? Did ya forget to set the turret on your
SP-600 in between bands when you removed the RF deck on your last
restoration? LOL!!!

B.H.


No, I learned how to do that in 1961 in the Navy.

Mean? Not me, just can't stand that moron cuhulin and his idiotic
posts.

I have no problem with ignorance, but stupidity is forever!

Les


Don't let him get to ya Les.

B.H.



Les April 2nd 05 04:44 AM


wrote:
I see you were the very first one to pipe up to that New Tax
thingy,April Fool joke,you village Idiot Fool.
cuhulin


So speaks the walking, talking advertisment for birth control.

Come up with something original Gomer!

Les


[email protected] April 2nd 05 05:09 AM

Come up with something original,you say? OK,how about this? I have a
buddy who is my age and was in the Navy.He was a Ship Fitter/Pipe
Fitter,four years on the USS Ticonderoga.They were in the Tonkin Gulf
incident,,, "shootin at Whales" while I was in Vietnam issuing
Ammunition so our guys could shoot at the Vietcong,the real thing,not at
Whales.His oldest son works at the Mississippi Attorney General's office
here in Jackson and he is a Chief Flight Loader in the Mississippi Air
National Guard jst across the Pearl River from Jackson in
Flowood,Mississippi and either this month or next month,his son will be
in Oklahoma for training/school on the C-17 Aircraft.Not bad,eh? And his
other son is an Engineer at BellSouth here in Jackson.They design
circuits for BellSouth.
cuhulin


[email protected] April 2nd 05 05:13 AM

I rather be a Gomer Pyle than a Les Lesser anyday.
cuhulin


[email protected] April 2nd 05 06:34 AM

What is an SP-600 anyway?
cuhulin


[email protected] April 2nd 05 06:36 AM

Yeah Les Less.Jim White must have been talking about you.
cuhulin


Jb77 April 2nd 05 10:46 AM

Its actually only £120 a year which is around $220.

Which isn't much to pay for television without commercials every 12.5
minutes.


wrote in message
...
In limeyland,they pay over $500.00 each year for a license to use their
tv sets,it is not an April Fools joke either.I have an old Popular
Science magazine here which dates back to the 1960's (it's floatin
around here somewhere) and the article says they pay about 50.00 each
year to use their tv sets in limeyland.So,in about forty years or so
since the 1960's,those limeys tv license fees have jumped about five
hundred dollars,or more ,for them to use their very own tv sets.Their tv
license does cover more that one tv set per household though,if that's
any kind of a consolation.That married Irish woman wayyyyyyyyyy over
yonder across the big pond and I were talking about that about five
years ago.
cuhulin




[email protected] April 2nd 05 04:41 PM

Hey JB,Braveheart sword is coming to New York City this month.The first
time it has been out of Scotland in 700 years.The sword will go back to
Sterling,Scotland on April,11,this month.Here is a website I have known
about for over five years. www.members.aol.com/SCTISHLDY
cuhulin


CW April 2nd 05 06:52 PM

Consider who you're talking to. He would be forever silent.

"Les" wrote in message
oups.com...

Try responding to something you might actually know about or have some
factual input.

Les




CW April 2nd 05 06:54 PM

Ever heard of a kill file? They do work.

"Les" wrote in message
oups.com...
can't stand that moron cuhulin and his idiotic
posts.




Drifter April 3rd 05 03:02 AM

Earthlink is part of Aol.That Proves you are a MORON too.
cuhulin speaks.

************************************************** *******

when did earthlink become part of aoHELL?
i think ya lost me. maybe, ya better go
north (north is always best)!!!

Drifter...


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