Abstinence pledges suck -- literally (from the TV-a form of radio)
 

"David" wrote in message
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By Bill Maher

I stopped reading right there. Maher is the biggest idiot in the media.

I have no problems finding the Bush.

"David" wrote in message
...

As news spreads that teens who pledge chastity have lots more kinky
sex, millions of aging boomers ask: Where was Bush when I was in high
school?

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By Bill Maher



April 1, 2005 | New Rule: Abstinence pledges make you horny. A new
eight-year study just released reveals that American teenagers who
take "virginity" pledges of the sort so favored by the Bush
administration wind up with just as many STDs as the other kids.

But that's not all -- taking the pledges also makes a teenage girl six
times more likely to perform oral sex, and a boy four times more
likely to get anal. Which leads me to an important question: where
were these pledges when I was in high school?


Seriously, when I was a teenager, the only kids having anal
intercourse were the ones who missed. My idea of lubrication was
oiling my bike chain. If I had known I could have been getting porn
star sex the same year I took Algebra II, simply by joining up with
the Christian right, I'd have been so down with Jesus they would have
had to pry me out of the pew.

For a bunch of teens raised on creationism, these red state kids today
are pretty evolved -- sexually, anyway, and for that they can thank
all who joined forces to try and legislate away human nature,
specifically the ineluctable urge of teenagers to hump.

Yes, the "What do we tell the children?" crowd apparently decided not
to tell them anything. Because people who talk about pee-pees are
potty-mouths. And so armed with limited knowledge, and believing
regular, vaginal intercourse to be either immaculate or filthy dirty,
these kids did with their pledge what everybody does with contracts:
they found loopholes. Two of them to be exact.

Is there any greater irony than the fact that the Christian Right
actually got their precious little adolescent daughters to say to
their freshly scrubbed boyfriends: "Please, I want to remain pure for
my wedding night, so only in the ass. Then I'll blow you." Well, at
least these kids are really thinking outside the box.

There's a lot worse things than teenagers having sex, namely,
teenagers NOT having sex. Here's something you'll never hear: "That
suicide bomber blew himself up because he was having too much sex.
Sex, sex, sex, non-stop. All that crazy Arab ever had was sex, and
look what happened."

Well, that's our story -- of how faith and the party of smaller
government combined to turn your kids into a generation of
super-freaks. Which shouldn't be surprising: Prohibition didn't work,
"Just say no" didn't work, and I understand there's a host of
Americans who illegally obtain and smoke marijuana. They're the ones
who've been giggling every time I say anal sex.


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"Jb77" wrote in message
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I have no problems finding the Bush.

I preffer mine shaved myself......... (grin)

"So long as they have a heretic screeching and smoking and turning into
charcoal at the entrance to every shopping mall and fast food
restaurant I don't care what kind of active it is."
- Semolina Pilchard in alt.tasteless

Nahhhhh,,,, I like hairy bushes,the hairier the better.
cuhulin

"David" wrote in message
...

As news spreads that teens who pledge chastity have lots more kinky
sex, millions of aging boomers ask: Where was Bush when I was in high
school?


At University while your parents got high on drugs.

You quote drug addicts as moral and ethical examples for your sons and
daughters? - Are you high?

Who is Frank Zappa? - Anyone who did phsycodelic drugs during the 60's and
70's know him very intimately.
"This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs - sizzle
sizzle crackle crakle!"
Yup! Ol' Frank is the king of phsyco-drug therapy.

Oh! And who is Bill Maher? - Bill Maher was born in 1956 in New York City
and grew up nearby in River Vale, New Jersey. In 1978 he graduated from
Cornell University with a bachelor's degree in English. Shortly thereafter
he began performing as a stand-up comic in clubs in and around New York
City, leading a life of promiscuity, drugs...

Maher used the words "poison" and "stupid" when describing to the Sun-Times
his childhood religious education. He compared religion to toxic mercury in
tooth fillings.

"I hate religion," Maher has said. "I think it's a neurological disorder."

In politics Maher describes himself as a "libertarian," but he has performed
at Democratic Party fundraisers. In 2004 he and filmmaker friend Michael
Moore got down on their knees on one show to beg Ralph Nader not to run
again for President.

Maher supports high progressive taxation and income redistribution, racial
preferences, government funding of abortion, tough gun control, and the
outlawing of home schooling.

http://www.discoverthenetwork.com/in...asp?indid=1689

Uh huh, David. How are your illigitimate children faring? Have they
discovered that you are their father yet?
Oh, but they will, they will. Hope you have saved up some money as their
lawyers are looking for you - he he.


- - - - - - - - - - - -
By Bill Maher



April 1, 2005 | New Rule: Abstinence pledges make you horny. A new
eight-year study just released reveals that American teenagers who
take "virginity" pledges of the sort so favored by the Bush
administration wind up with just as many STDs as the other kids.

But that's not all -- taking the pledges also makes a teenage girl six
times more likely to perform oral sex, and a boy four times more
likely to get anal. Which leads me to an important question: where
were these pledges when I was in high school?


Seriously, when I was a teenager, the only kids having anal
intercourse were the ones who missed. My idea of lubrication was
oiling my bike chain. If I had known I could have been getting porn
star sex the same year I took Algebra II, simply by joining up with
the Christian right, I'd have been so down with Jesus they would have
had to pry me out of the pew.

For a bunch of teens raised on creationism, these red state kids today
are pretty evolved -- sexually, anyway, and for that they can thank
all who joined forces to try and legislate away human nature,
specifically the ineluctable urge of teenagers to hump.

Yes, the "What do we tell the children?" crowd apparently decided not
to tell them anything. Because people who talk about pee-pees are
potty-mouths. And so armed with limited knowledge, and believing
regular, vaginal intercourse to be either immaculate or filthy dirty,
these kids did with their pledge what everybody does with contracts:
they found loopholes. Two of them to be exact.

Is there any greater irony than the fact that the Christian Right
actually got their precious little adolescent daughters to say to
their freshly scrubbed boyfriends: "Please, I want to remain pure for
my wedding night, so only in the ass. Then I'll blow you." Well, at
least these kids are really thinking outside the box.

There's a lot worse things than teenagers having sex, namely,
teenagers NOT having sex. Here's something you'll never hear: "That
suicide bomber blew himself up because he was having too much sex.
Sex, sex, sex, non-stop. All that crazy Arab ever had was sex, and
look what happened."

Well, that's our story -- of how faith and the party of smaller
government combined to turn your kids into a generation of
super-freaks. Which shouldn't be surprising: Prohibition didn't work,
"Just say no" didn't work, and I understand there's a host of
Americans who illegally obtain and smoke marijuana. They're the ones
who've been giggling every time I say anal sex.


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"David" wrote in message
...

As news spreads that teens who pledge chastity have lots more kinky
sex, millions of aging boomers ask: Where was Bush when I was in high
school?


At University while your parents got high on drugs.

You quote drug addicts as moral and ethical examples for neighbors sons and
daughters? - Are you high?

Who is Frank Zappa? - Anyone who did psychedelic drugs during the 60's and
70's know him very intimately. "This is your brain. This is drugs. This
is your brain on drugs - sizzle sizzle crackle crackle!" Yup! Ol' Frank is
the king of psycho-drug therapy.

Oh! And who is Bill Maher? - Bill Maher was born in 1956 in New York City
and grew up nearby in River Vale, New Jersey. In 1978 he graduated from
Cornell University with a bachelor's degree in English. Shortly thereafter
he began performing as a stand-up comic in clubs in and around New York
City, leading a life of promiscuity, drugs...

Maher used the words "poison" and "stupid" when describing to the Sun-Times
his childhood religious education. He compared religion to toxic mercury in
tooth fillings.

"I hate religion," Maher has said. "I think it's a neurological disorder."

In politics Maher describes himself as a "libertarian," but he has performed
at Democratic Party fundraisers. In 2004 he and filmmaker friend Michael
Moore got down on their knees on one show to beg Ralph Nader not to run
again for President.

Maher supports high progressive taxation and income redistribution, racial
preferences, government funding of abortion, tough gun control, and the
outlawing of home schooling.

http://www.discoverthenetwork.com/in...asp?indid=1689

Uh huh, David. How are your illegitimate children faring? Have they
discovered that you are their father yet? Oh, but they will, they will.
Hope you have saved up some money as their lawyers are looking for you - he
he.


- - - - - - - - - - - -
By Bill Maher



April 1, 2005 | New Rule: Abstinence pledges make you horny. A new
eight-year study just released reveals that American teenagers who
take "virginity" pledges of the sort so favored by the Bush
administration wind up with just as many STDs as the other kids.

But that's not all -- taking the pledges also makes a teenage girl six
times more likely to perform oral sex, and a boy four times more
likely to get anal. Which leads me to an important question: where
were these pledges when I was in high school?


Seriously, when I was a teenager, the only kids having anal
intercourse were the ones who missed. My idea of lubrication was
oiling my bike chain. If I had known I could have been getting porn
star sex the same year I took Algebra II, simply by joining up with
the Christian right, I'd have been so down with Jesus they would have
had to pry me out of the pew.

For a bunch of teens raised on creationism, these red state kids today
are pretty evolved -- sexually, anyway, and for that they can thank
all who joined forces to try and legislate away human nature,
specifically the ineluctable urge of teenagers to hump.

Yes, the "What do we tell the children?" crowd apparently decided not
to tell them anything. Because people who talk about pee-pees are
potty-mouths. And so armed with limited knowledge, and believing
regular, vaginal intercourse to be either immaculate or filthy dirty,
these kids did with their pledge what everybody does with contracts:
they found loopholes. Two of them to be exact.

Is there any greater irony than the fact that the Christian Right
actually got their precious little adolescent daughters to say to
their freshly scrubbed boyfriends: "Please, I want to remain pure for
my wedding night, so only in the ass. Then I'll blow you." Well, at
least these kids are really thinking outside the box.

There's a lot worse things than teenagers having sex, namely,
teenagers NOT having sex. Here's something you'll never hear: "That
suicide bomber blew himself up because he was having too much sex.
Sex, sex, sex, non-stop. All that crazy Arab ever had was sex, and
look what happened."

Well, that's our story -- of how faith and the party of smaller
government combined to turn your kids into a generation of
super-freaks. Which shouldn't be surprising: Prohibition didn't work,
"Just say no" didn't work, and I understand there's a host of
Americans who illegally obtain and smoke marijuana. They're the ones
who've been giggling every time I say anal sex.


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On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 20:09:51 -0500, "Li Changchun"
wrote:


"David" wrote in message
.. .

As news spreads that teens who pledge chastity have lots more kinky
sex, millions of aging boomers ask: Where was Bush when I was in high
school?


At University while your parents got high on drugs.

You quote drug addicts as moral and ethical examples for your sons and
daughters? - Are you high?

Who is Frank Zappa? - Anyone who did phsycodelic drugs during the 60's and
70's know him very intimately.
"This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs - sizzle
sizzle crackle crakle!"
Yup! Ol' Frank is the king of phsyco-drug therapy.

Oh! And who is Bill Maher? - Bill Maher was born in 1956 in New York City
and grew up nearby in River Vale, New Jersey. In 1978 he graduated from
Cornell University with a bachelor's degree in English. Shortly thereafter
he began performing as a stand-up comic in clubs in and around New York
City, leading a life of promiscuity, drugs...

Maher used the words "poison" and "stupid" when describing to the Sun-Times
his childhood religious education. He compared religion to toxic mercury in
tooth fillings.

"I hate religion," Maher has said. "I think it's a neurological disorder."

In politics Maher describes himself as a "libertarian," but he has performed
at Democratic Party fundraisers. In 2004 he and filmmaker friend Michael
Moore got down on their knees on one show to beg Ralph Nader not to run
again for President.

Maher supports high progressive taxation and income redistribution, racial
preferences, government funding of abortion, tough gun control, and the
outlawing of home schooling.

http://www.discoverthenetwork.com/in...asp?indid=1689

Uh huh, David. How are your illigitimate children faring? Have they
discovered that you are their father yet?
Oh, but they will, they will. Hope you have saved up some money as their
lawyers are looking for you - he he.

Mr. Zappa was very outspoken against drug use.

Mr. Maher has a right to call himself whatever he likes. He is at
least honest, a rare bird on the TV, to be sure.

People who have more should pay more. That is as old as the USA.

On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 12:16:00 -0500, "MnMikew"
wrote:


"David" wrote in message
.. .

Mr. Maher has a right to call himself whatever he likes. He is at
least honest, a rare bird on the TV, to be sure.

Oh please, now your being silly.


People who have more should pay more. That is as old as the USA.

And they do. They just don't pay EVERYTHING like you would like to see.


You some kind of psychic? How the **** do you know what I want?

David wrote:

On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 12:16:00 -0500, "MnMikew"
wrote:


"David" wrote in message
.. .

Mr. Maher has a right to call himself whatever he likes. He is at
least honest, a rare bird on the TV, to be sure.

Oh please, now your being silly.


People who have more should pay more. That is as old as the USA.

And they do. They just don't pay EVERYTHING like you would like to see.


You some kind of psychic? How the **** do you know what I want?

You some kind of psychotic?

Take those meds.

dxAce
Michigan
USA