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The Jealousy of Rush Limbaugh
On Some Sad Laps, No Heads Bob
Posted by James Wolcott This morning on Air America, Jerry Springer ran the tape of Rush Limbaugh's bizarre outburst against Al Gore's upcoming cable news venture for "yoof" (as they say in British papers), mocking its mission to represent the viewpoints of young people by claiming that the only thing kids cared about today was blowjobs, which were rampant in the nation's high schools today thanks to Al's good friend Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Maybe it should be called "The BJ Network," Rush railed, since blowjobs were now the only thing occupying the empty minds of MTV audiences--all those teenage Monicas out there hooking up with teenage Bubbas. Limbaugh seemed to be implying at the top of his voice that blowjobs are an integral part of the liberal agenda, an argument which he may want to rethink. The popularity of blowjobs is difficult to metric but undeniable; they cause little harm and zero unwanted pregnancies. If the plentitude of blowjobs is part of the Clinton legacy, millions owe the former president a debt of gratitude and an annual pilgrimage to the Clinton Memorial Library in Arkansas. Yet, like so many products and pleasures, blowjobs aren't evenly distributed in society. It's a renewable natural resource not everyone gets to enjoy, and I was struck by the vehement tone of Limbaugh's tirade. He sounded bitter. I've seen this rancor inflict so many middle-aged men. Reading about all the oral sex young people are presumably having, they feel envious and resentful. No classmates were treating them to afterschool blowjobs in high school! Nor were hot teachers like that one in Florida seducing them in parked cars. It doesn't seem fair. It doesn't seem just. We're living in the Golden Age of BJs, and men in Rush's recumbent position feel barred from Eden, forced to imagine the action from their recliners as they stare sullenly at their plasma screens. It's probably how many adults felt during the free-love Sixties as the lid came off the nation's libido. Clearly no small part of the undying enmity conservatives like Rush (and many liberal men too) have for Bill Clinton was that he was their age (maybe even older) and yet was able to participate in the exciting blowjob youth movement courtesy of Monica Lewinsky's bright red mouth\0\0\0How this made them seethe, and the fact they still mention it at the slightest farfetched opportunity shows that they seethe still. At the time, Hillary-haters sneered that if she had been |
DaviD,
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I don't think Rush Limbaugh is jealous of anybody.
cuhulin |
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"John A. Mason" wrote: . With all the Anti-Rush-Limbaugh material that 'you' post . . . DaviD - Do 'you' suffer from Rush Limbaugh Envy ? . DaviD - Rush may be full of hot air. Butt DaviD - 'you' are simply full of IT [.] . your 'it' and we all know 'it' when we hear 'it' ~ RHF . . . . . Well, perhaps, but I actually think the 'bj envy' hypothesis is correct. That a supposed 'professional' such as Limbaugh would even venture to rail about something like this just shows how desparate he is. And who is he to talk about 'morals' anyway? He threw his credibility out of the window with his drug abuse. Personally I don't count Rush Limbaugh amongst the 'drug abusers'. He became hooked on prescribed pain medications for a back problem. He ultimately became aware of what was happening to himself and he sought treatment for the problem. dxAce Michigan USA |
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:47:15 -0400, dxAce
wrote: "John A. Mason" wrote: . With all the Anti-Rush-Limbaugh material that 'you' post . . . DaviD - Do 'you' suffer from Rush Limbaugh Envy ? . DaviD - Rush may be full of hot air. Butt DaviD - 'you' are simply full of IT [.] . your 'it' and we all know 'it' when we hear 'it' ~ RHF . . . . . Well, perhaps, but I actually think the 'bj envy' hypothesis is correct. That a supposed 'professional' such as Limbaugh would even venture to rail about something like this just shows how desparate he is. And who is he to talk about 'morals' anyway? He threw his credibility out of the window with his drug abuse. Personally I don't count Rush Limbaugh amongst the 'drug abusers'. He became hooked on prescribed pain medications for a back problem. He ultimately became aware of what was happening to himself and he sought treatment for the problem. dxAce Michigan USA Good one. |
"dxAce" wrote in message ... "John A. Mason" wrote: . With all the Anti-Rush-Limbaugh material that 'you' post . . . DaviD - Do 'you' suffer from Rush Limbaugh Envy ? . DaviD - Rush may be full of hot air. Butt DaviD - 'you' are simply full of IT [.] . your 'it' and we all know 'it' when we hear 'it' ~ RHF . . . . . Well, perhaps, but I actually think the 'bj envy' hypothesis is correct. That a supposed 'professional' such as Limbaugh would even venture to rail about something like this just shows how desparate he is. And who is he to talk about 'morals' anyway? He threw his credibility out of the window with his drug abuse. Personally I don't count Rush Limbaugh amongst the 'drug abusers'. He became hooked on prescribed pain medications for a back problem. He ultimately became aware of what was happening to himself and he sought treatment for the problem. And then Santa brought him a new bike for Christmas. dxAce Michigan USA |
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You didn't HEAR ME,DID YOU?
cuhulin |
From: dxAce Organization: Just Enough To Make It Happen Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:47:15 -0400 Subject: The Jealousy of Rush Limbaugh "John A. Mason" wrote: . With all the Anti-Rush-Limbaugh material that 'you' post . . . DaviD - Do 'you' suffer from Rush Limbaugh Envy ? . DaviD - Rush may be full of hot air. Butt DaviD - 'you' are simply full of IT [.] . your 'it' and we all know 'it' when we hear 'it' ~ RHF . . . . . Well, perhaps, but I actually think the 'bj envy' hypothesis is correct. That a supposed 'professional' such as Limbaugh would even venture to rail about something like this just shows how desparate he is. And who is he to talk about 'morals' anyway? He threw his credibility out of the window with his drug abuse. Personally I don't count Rush Limbaugh amongst the 'drug abusers'. He became hooked on prescribed pain medications for a back problem. He ultimately became aware of what was happening to himself and he sought treatment for the problem. dxAce Michigan USA I think he sought treatment after EVERYONE became aware of his problem, including the law. I can sympathize with his plight, with the back pain and all. I just wonder if he could do the same for me if I were in that situation. Greg |
I don't want to get to graphic...but, if it's in her mouth, it's in
the wrong hole. Darren |
"D. Martin" wrote in message oups.com... Like I said, the anatomy is a wonderul thing, and it's built in just such a way. Through trial and error, and much experimentation on the matter, I've arrived at this conclusion. Darren You're being typically elusive. For fundies, is french-kissing out? I've always wondered about that whenever I hear fundamentalists talk about putting organs into orifices where they don't belong. Not that that applies to you. |
French kissing. Huh, I hadn't really given that any thought. Well,
the concept doesn't offend me. As a matter of fact, I've unrepentently engaged in such as that, times passed. In a more phlosophical sense, that could be construed as a means of communication. Then again, it could be interprited as gratuitous hunger. Darren |
From: "D. Martin"
Organization: http://groups.google.com Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave Date: 20 Apr 2005 20:02:35 -0700 Subject: The Jealousy of Rush Limbaugh Like I said, the anatomy is a wonderul thing, and it's built in just such a way. Through trial and error, and much experimentation on the matter, I've arrived at this conclusion. Darren Yes, but experimentation is half the fun...sorta like "It's about the journey, not the destination". But I can truly say, unlike others on this newsgroup, I don't have a dog in this fight! Greg |
"Greg" wrote in message ... From: "D. Martin" Organization: http://groups.google.com Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave Date: 20 Apr 2005 20:02:35 -0700 Subject: The Jealousy of Rush Limbaugh Like I said, the anatomy is a wonderul thing, and it's built in just such a way. Through trial and error, and much experimentation on the matter, I've arrived at this conclusion. Darren Yes, but experimentation is half the fun...sorta like "It's about the journey, not the destination". But I can truly say, unlike others on this newsgroup, I don't have a dog in this fight! Oh great....we're talking about sex acts, and you bring up dogs. Here comes cuhulin. |
I used to try! to listen to Rush Limbaugh when he first came on a radio
talk show here in Jackson.(how long has he been on radio now? 14-15 years?) (personally,I just can't stand the sound of his voice and KOOK Art KOOK Bell's voice either) I tried for about two months.But,I caught him saying sooooo many things that his motormouth just didn't know what the HELL! he was talking about! After that first two months,I never listened to him ever again.Yes,if folks haden't caught on to him popping them oxycotten pills like jelly beans,M&M's,I really DOUBT that if he would ever have seeked (seeked,my ass!!!,he did NOT! seek) "treatment" for his oxycotten problem,, I Really DO! Doubt it that he would ever would have.He Got Caught!,that's IT! . cuhulin |
If I had his money and he had a feather up his ass,we would both be
tickled.I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears store.She is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch Breakheart Pass movie on tb now. cuhulin |
Apr 21, 5:39 pm show options
Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave From: - Find messages by this author Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 19:39:17 -0500 Local: Thurs,Apr 21 2005 5:39 pm Subject: The Jealousy of Rush Limbaugh Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show original | Report Abuse If I had his money and he had a feather up his ass,we would both be tickled.I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears store.She is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch Breakheart Pass movie on tb now. cuhulin Make sure she has a shovel so she can get passed the junk! Maybe hand her a can of lysol spray too! Les |
wrote in message ... If I had his money and he had a feather up his ass,we would both be tickled.I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears store.She I see they have a pet store at that mall. Why am I not surprised. |
wrote: If I had his money and he had a feather up his ass,we would both be tickled.I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears store.She is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch Breakheart Pass movie on tb now. cuhulin What did that cost you? A can of alpo and a couple of doggy biscuits? Let us know if she likes it doggy style and is a barker......... Les |
RHF wrote: DaviD, . With all the Anti-Rush-Limbaugh material that 'you' post . . . DaviD - Do 'you' suffer from Rush Limbaugh Envy ? . DaviD - Rush may be full of hot air. Butt DaviD - 'you' are simply full of IT [.] . your 'it' and we all know 'it' when we hear 'it' ~ RHF Rush had his annual leukemia-lymphoma show on today and he personally donated $300,000 to the cause. If one matches his gift he will dispatch his aircraft to pick them up to spend a day with him. dxAce Michigan USA |
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