Cuhulin's hot date for this evening
 

wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across
Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears
store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?

You old doggy diddler..............

Les

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wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across
Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears
store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.

Honus wrote:

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



There's enough material out there now for a small, specialized book. I'd like to
propose a working title of 'Canine Sutra' by 'hulin. The coffee table Christmas
gift edition could be graced by a few extra exotic breeds. A comprehensive
listing of kennels and shelters world wide will be included at no extra charge.

This may well replace Fodor's Guide for the not so discerning 'hulin camp
followers.

It will make a great companion to anything ever published by Madonna and by
default, restore people's faith in the owner's dubious taste.





mike

Honus wrote:
"Les" wrote in message
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wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across
Highway 80 www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears
store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?


When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.




mike

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Honus wrote:

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



There's enough material out there now for a small, specialized book. I'd
like to
propose a working title of 'Canine Sutra' by 'hulin. The coffee table
Christmas
gift edition could be graced by a few extra exotic breeds. A comprehensive
listing of kennels and shelters world wide will be included at no extra
charge.

Good luck finding a photographer for that one. And it'll probably have to be
shot somewhere in Asia; this continent (at least the northern portion) has
laws against that sort of thing. Besides, I'd prefer to see the more exotic
locale. If I wanted to see local bestiality, (and no, I don't) I'd just ask
cuhulin if I could drop in for a visit.

"m II" wrote in message
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Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.

There once was a guy named Cuhulin,
Whose passion for dogs wasn't coolin'.
"How horny I get,
When the dog's at the vet,
And she isn't at home for some toolin'."

Your a bunch of sick F**ks!
cuhulin

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"m II" wrote in message
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Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.

There once was a guy named Cuhulin,
Whose passion for dogs wasn't coolin'.
"How horny I get,
When the dog's at the vet,
And she isn't at home for some toolin'."





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Your a bunch of sick F**ks!


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Shove your Slanteyed Chinkland ****! UP YOUR SLANTEYED CHINKLAND
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuhulin

And you're not?

I hate chinks.The only thing we have in common is our penis size,and our
appetite for dog meat.Tasty..
cuhulin

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Your a bunch of sick F**ks!


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Shove your Slanteyed Chinkland ****! UP YOUR SLANTEYED CHINKLAND
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuhulin

And you're not?




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Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2005 02:54:26 GMT
Subject: Cuhulin's hot date for this evening

Honus wrote:

When those sensuous doggies excite you,
Remember these words if they fight you:
Just pour on the gas
When you're screwing their ass.
Do it quickly, and they'll never bite you.



There's enough material out there now for a small, specialized book. I'd like
to
propose a working title of 'Canine Sutra' by 'hulin. The coffee table
Christmas
gift edition could be graced by a few extra exotic breeds. A comprehensive
listing of kennels and shelters world wide will be included at no extra
charge.

This may well replace Fodor's Guide for the not so discerning 'hulin camp
followers.

It will make a great companion to anything ever published by Madonna and by
default, restore people's faith in the owner's dubious taste.

A bitch book and a Madonna book...but I repeat myself.

Greg

Fredrick Garvin wrote:

On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 19:01:16 -0700, Les expelled the following:

wrote:

I found me at new girlfriend at Metrocenter Mall just across Highway 80
www.metromalljackson.com from me at the Sears store.She
is coming over here when she gets off work tonight.I have to watch
Breakheart Pass movie on tb now.
cuhulin


Fill us in on the details, how many cans of Alpo did it take, how about
biscuits?

Is she a barker and squirmer? Does she bite?

You old doggy diddler..............

Les


Hopefully he'll be able to blow her up and not make her leak in the 30
secs he'll take to do her...

Inflatable dogs? Scary.


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running dogg wrote:

Inflatable dogs? Scary.


Why not? They use a big inflatable gorilla at a car lot in Ocala.
If they make gorillas I'm sure they could make a dog for him as well

--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Heyyyyyy Terrell,now I know where you "hang out" in Ocala.
cuhulin

On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 03:10:32 GMT, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:

running dogg wrote:

Inflatable dogs? Scary.


Why not? They use a big inflatable gorilla at a car lot in Ocala.
If they make gorillas I'm sure they could make a dog for him as well

Speaking of great apes, did anyone else see that smoking ape on Fox
news ? Evidently he picked up the habit from watching humans smoke and
he started picking up and smoking the cigarette butts that people
would toss in the pit. Now the zoo keepers have to give him lit
cigarettes or else he goes wild. Who has who trained here ? ;)

Gary

Gary wrote:

Speaking of great apes, did anyone else see that smoking ape on Fox
news ? Evidently he picked up the habit from watching humans smoke and
he started picking up and smoking the cigarette butts that people
would toss in the pit. Now the zoo keepers have to give him lit
cigarettes or else he goes wild. Who has who trained here ? ;)

Gary

I wonder if he'll get lung cancer?

BTW, I think the big orilla is funny. It has a very angry look on
its face. On the other hand I don't blame it, since the ropes that hold
it down are tied to its nipples. I would guess that would **** almost
anyone off. ;-)

--
Former professional electron wrangler.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

I have never seen any Ape's up close and in person before.I keep my
distance from them.Us Humans evolved from the Ape's millions of years
ago in Africa.I reckon that makes me part Ape.
cuhulin

Honus wrote:
"m II" wrote in message
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Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.


There once was a guy named Cuhulin,
Whose passion for dogs wasn't coolin'.
"How horny I get,
When the dog's at the vet,
And she isn't at home for some toolin'."



'hulin was famed for all things bestial
The Dog Star meant arousal made celestial
"It's this man's little sexy treat
When they're howling, fresh in heat"
Cried 'hulin at the deviant's festival




mike

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'hulin was famed for all things bestial
The Dog Star meant arousal made celestial
"It's this man's little sexy treat
When they're howling, fresh in heat"
Cried 'hulin at the deviant's festival

The problem I'm facing here, mister,
Is really an awful tongue twister!
Though I've tried and I've tried
As I've I slipped it inside,
From the back end I simply can't kiss her.