HellPope Huey wrote:

wcb wrote:
wrote:

Maybe someone should reply with a sign saying "Flush a Baptist down the
toilet." I'm sure there'd be no end of brick-sh-tting.

Maybe some mullah will set up a public bible burning
in retaliation.
Then the christians can retaliate and burn Qurans.
Then the mullahs can retaliate and have an even bigger
bible burning.
The the christians can retaliate by having an even bigger
Quran burning.
And so on while the rest of us go get some marshmallows.

"You can't go to Hell for eating a BIBLE!"
- Rev. Big Boy


No matter how you cook it, its dry and bland.
What wine goes with bible anyway?



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When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!

Cheerful Charlie

A 1945 Berchtesgaden Auslese.

Or an Alamogordo Chablis, same year.

FO&A,

RHF wrote:

FO&A,
.
Now there is an Idea ALL Books should be made
to be Environmentally Friendly. The Paper use
in Books should be "Useable" and "Flushable".
.
another great idea while sitting on the throne ~ RHF
. . . . .


The inventor of toilet paper had a hell of a time selling his invention.
People thought, why waste clean paper when a page from last year's Sears
catalog would do just as well? That was about a hundred years ago. Plus
the toilet paper had splinters (ouch).


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On 2005-05-31, running dogg wrote:

The inventor of toilet paper had a hell of a time selling his invention.
People thought, why waste clean paper when a page from last year's Sears
catalog would do just as well? That was about a hundred years ago. Plus
the toilet paper had splinters (ouch).

Toilet paper got its big break when the Wilson War Department decided to
issue toilet tissue to the doughboys, much to the amazement of the
Tommies and Poilus. Fritz's attitude is unrecorded. I dunno how well
a roll of tissue did in the mud of France.