In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:



I can't keep it up long, but

http://users.adelphia.net/~msholden/radiomartspoof.htm


Thank you very much Mark. This page had me laughing out loud.


I suspected it wasn't long for this world, so I saved the page on my
office computer, and it was still up when I went home for lunch so I
snagged another copy there.

Personally, I thought it needed more puffery, private bidding and a
story of someone drinking tea with a lemon just like this one while some
important historical event took place.

My favorite line in the listing was:

"If the item received is not as expected please CONTACT ME, before
leaving negative feedback, as I always try to retaliate."

I liked this:
"This is all done primarily to protect me from the people who buy food
items, consume them, and want to send it back to me as non-working and
expect a refund."

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Telamon
Ventura, California