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IonSpot February 21st 06 11:47 AM

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You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179



Greg February 21st 06 01:21 PM

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in article , IonSpot at
wrote on 2/21/06 6:47 AM:

You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179


Where's the power cord?

Greg


dxAce February 21st 06 01:27 PM

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IonSpot wrote:

You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179


Neat!

dxAce
Michigan
USA



Radio TexMex February 21st 06 05:27 PM

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IonSpot wrote:

You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179


Too funny!!!

Michael Lawson February 21st 06 06:16 PM

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"IonSpot" wrote in message
...
You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179


Kind of a bummer, I was expecting to see gottahaveit
bidding for it. ;-)

--Mike L.




Mark S. Holden February 21st 06 07:07 PM

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IonSpot wrote:
You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179


eBay removed the listing.

My guess is RM complained.




[email protected] February 21st 06 07:31 PM

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The link doesn't work.Now boy,I say now boy,(Foghorn J. Leghorn) what
did I tell you about bringing me any radios without any power cords on
them?
cuhulin


MnMikew February 21st 06 09:35 PM

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"Telamon" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Michael Lawson" wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message

...
In article ,
"IonSpot" wrote:

You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or

later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179

So what happened? The auction was pulled with no other information

when
I used the link.


It was a spoof of R-M. Instead of overpriced
radios (which can be lemons), the spoofer
was auctioning off a real lemon. Had R-M's
spiel down pat.


Was the lemon sitting on a red cloth?

Sounds funny and I'm sorry I missed it.

Yup. Perhaps it got archived somewhere.



Michael Lawson February 21st 06 10:26 PM

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"MnMikew" wrote in message
...

"Telamon" wrote in

message

...
In article ,
"Michael Lawson" wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in

message


...
In article ,
"IonSpot" wrote:

You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or
later.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179

So what happened? The auction was pulled with no other

information
when
I used the link.

It was a spoof of R-M. Instead of overpriced
radios (which can be lemons), the spoofer
was auctioning off a real lemon. Had R-M's
spiel down pat.


Was the lemon sitting on a red cloth?

Sounds funny and I'm sorry I missed it.

Yup. Perhaps it got archived somewhere.


It even had the disclaimers on it, mainly pertaining to people
who eat food and then complain that it didn't taste good.

--Mike L.



Mark S. Holden February 22nd 06 02:13 AM

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MnMikew wrote:
"Telamon" wrote in message
...

In article ,
"Michael Lawson" wrote:


"Telamon" wrote in message


...

In article ,
"IonSpot" wrote:


You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or

later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179

So what happened? The auction was pulled with no other information

when

I used the link.

It was a spoof of R-M. Instead of overpriced
radios (which can be lemons), the spoofer
was auctioning off a real lemon. Had R-M's
spiel down pat.


Was the lemon sitting on a red cloth?

Sounds funny and I'm sorry I missed it.


Yup. Perhaps it got archived somewhere.



I can't keep it up long, but

http://users.adelphia.net/~msholden/radiomartspoof.htm



[email protected] February 22nd 06 02:43 AM

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Might as well known it would be the notorious red curtain backdrop.
cuhulin


Telamon February 22nd 06 03:04 AM

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In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:

MnMikew wrote:
"Telamon" wrote in
message

gy.com.. .

In article ,
"Michael Lawson" wrote:


"Telamon" wrote in
message



gy.com.. .

In article ,
"IonSpot" wrote:


You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or

later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179

So what happened? The auction was pulled with no other
information

when

I used the link.

It was a spoof of R-M. Instead of overpriced radios (which can be
lemons), the spoofer was auctioning off a real lemon. Had R-M's
spiel down pat.

Was the lemon sitting on a red cloth?

Sounds funny and I'm sorry I missed it.


Yup. Perhaps it got archived somewhere.



I can't keep it up long, but

http://users.adelphia.net/~msholden/radiomartspoof.htm


Thank you very much Mark. This page had me laughing out loud.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

m II February 22nd 06 03:18 AM

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wrote:

Might as well known it would be the notorious red curtain backdrop.
cuhulin


That is a very special SATIN backdrop, liberated by RabidoMart while
buying the very best in ham equipment at a New Orleans brothel estate
sale. It appears many aging hams die while in the premises and any
equipment they bring in with them reverts to the management, who cleanse
it professionally and tune it right up.....




mike

[email protected] February 22nd 06 03:32 AM

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One night when I was in New Orleans at the French Quarter,there was a
guy sitting on the curb in front of Houlihan's and there was loud jazzy
music and people were dancing in the street.(Bourbon Street) The guy had
an old Zenith Trans-Oceanic transistor radio sitting by him.He would get
up every few minutes (he was drunk just like a lot of those other people
were drunk too) and dance a few steps and then sit back down on the curb
for a few minutes.Oviouslly the radio didn't work because the round dial
thingy that is for tuning in stations kept falling out of his radio on
the curb.
cuhulin


Mark S. Holden February 22nd 06 03:50 AM

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Telamon wrote:
In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:



I can't keep it up long, but

http://users.adelphia.net/~msholden/radiomartspoof.htm



Thank you very much Mark. This page had me laughing out loud.


I suspected it wasn't long for this world, so I saved the page on my
office computer, and it was still up when I went home for lunch so I
snagged another copy there.

Personally, I thought it needed more puffery, private bidding and a
story of someone drinking tea with a lemon just like this one while some
important historical event took place.

My favorite line in the listing was:

"If the item received is not as expected please CONTACT ME, before
leaving negative feedback, as I always try to retaliate."




running dogg February 22nd 06 03:54 AM

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Telamon wrote:

In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:

MnMikew wrote:
"Telamon" wrote in
message

gy.com.. .

In article ,
"Michael Lawson" wrote:


"Telamon" wrote in
message



gy.com.. .

In article ,
"IonSpot" wrote:


You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or

later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179

So what happened? The auction was pulled with no other
information

when

I used the link.

It was a spoof of R-M. Instead of overpriced radios (which can be
lemons), the spoofer was auctioning off a real lemon. Had R-M's
spiel down pat.

Was the lemon sitting on a red cloth?

Sounds funny and I'm sorry I missed it.


Yup. Perhaps it got archived somewhere.



I can't keep it up long, but

http://users.adelphia.net/~msholden/radiomartspoof.htm


Thank you very much Mark. This page had me laughing out loud.


That pic with the multimeter reminds me of a picture of Scientology
founder L. Ron Hubbard hooking up an electrical meter (called an E-meter
in the cult) to a tomato via a nail driven through said tomato in an
attempt to "audit" the vegetable. (For more info visit xenu.net and
search for this pic.)


m II February 22nd 06 04:11 AM

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wrote:

One night when I was in New Orleans at the French Quarter,there was a
guy sitting on the curb in front of Houlihan's and there was loud jazzy
music and people were dancing in the street.(Bourbon Street) The guy had
an old Zenith Trans-Oceanic transistor radio sitting by him.He would get
up every few minutes (he was drunk just like a lot of those other people
were drunk too) and dance a few steps and then sit back down on the curb
for a few minutes.Oviouslly the radio didn't work because the round dial
thingy that is for tuning in stations kept falling out of his radio on
the curb.


Booze makes your knob fall off? Explains Ace's problem quite well...





mike

Telamon February 22nd 06 04:17 AM

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In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:



I can't keep it up long, but

http://users.adelphia.net/~msholden/radiomartspoof.htm



Thank you very much Mark. This page had me laughing out loud.


I suspected it wasn't long for this world, so I saved the page on my
office computer, and it was still up when I went home for lunch so I
snagged another copy there.

Personally, I thought it needed more puffery, private bidding and a
story of someone drinking tea with a lemon just like this one while some
important historical event took place.

My favorite line in the listing was:

"If the item received is not as expected please CONTACT ME, before
leaving negative feedback, as I always try to retaliate."


I liked this:
"This is all done primarily to protect me from the people who buy food
items, consume them, and want to send it back to me as non-working and
expect a refund."

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Mark S. Holden February 22nd 06 04:54 AM

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Telamon wrote:


I liked this:
"This is all done primarily to protect me from the people who buy food
items, consume them, and want to send it back to me as non-working and
expect a refund."


There are those who have said what they bought amounted to "used food".


running dogg February 22nd 06 05:47 AM

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Mark S. Holden wrote:

Telamon wrote:


I liked this:
"This is all done primarily to protect me from the people who buy food
items, consume them, and want to send it back to me as non-working and
expect a refund."


There are those who have said what they bought amounted to "used food".

LOL! It's still food, just reprocessed food! Organically separated
ingredients!


Telamon February 22nd 06 05:49 AM

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In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:

Telamon wrote:


I liked this:
"This is all done primarily to protect me from the people who buy food
items, consume them, and want to send it back to me as non-working and
expect a refund."


There are those who have said what they bought amounted to "used food".


Sorry to hear that. Did they get their money back?

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Mark S. Holden February 22nd 06 02:56 PM

It Was Just A Matter Of Time - Radio-Mart
 
Telamon wrote:
In article ,
"Mark S. Holden" wrote:


Telamon wrote:


I liked this:
"This is all done primarily to protect me from the people who buy food
items, consume them, and want to send it back to me as non-working and
expect a refund."


There are those who have said what they bought amounted to "used food".



Sorry to hear that. Did they get their money back?


My impression is some do, and some don't.

I'm sure contacting him right away and being polite but firm helps.

But he doesn't refund shipping and handling if you return something and
that can be considerable on a boatanchor.

Anyone can make an honest mistake with a description - but if there's a
sign of intentional misrepresentation (pictures taken from angles to
hide serious damage on a radio described as "collector quality", or
something that's described as working like new but tubes were in wrong
sockets resulting in a fire when you turned it on) the seller should be
refunding for shipping - both ways.

I see nothing wrong with him buying radios that are poorly described and
reselling them with a better description. But he appears he'll buy a
radio thats honestly described warts and all, and then resell it with
phrases like "like new", "I can not fault this" and "collector quality".

His negative and neutral feedback can be entertaining to read.

http://www.toolhaus.org/cgi-bin/negs...rn=Received+by

Unfortunately, since he uses private auctions, you can't read the item
descriptions to evaluate if they were honest.

You can check the feedback of folks who left him negs, and he almost
always retaliates.

[email protected] February 22nd 06 03:46 PM

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I did a google search for,Zenith Trans-Oceanic Radios

I think it was a Zenith model 7000 Trans-Oceanic Radio that the guy
sitting on the curb in front of Houlihan's on Bourbon Street had.The
round plastic dial thingy that rotates and has station listings on
it,that was the part that kept falling out of his radio.It wasen't
fastened into the radio at all and both of the front flip up/flip down
panels/covers was missing.Perhaps he thought he was looking like a big
shot totin that boat anchor around.

I'm goinnnn to Montana to danceeee the Houlihan,,,,,,,, Yipi yiiii yipi
yo,,,,,,,,, get alonggggg little dogey,,,,,, it's yourrrrr misfortune
and noneee of my ownnnnnn,,,,,,,,,
cuhulin


[email protected] February 22nd 06 04:57 PM

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http://www.lazygranch.com/radiomart/radiomartspoof.htm

Consider it archived, and feel free to use the link any time you want.
If Martin is reading this, note that the right to parody and satire
have met legal challenges. Just ask Bill O'Reilly and Al Franken.

Mark S. Holden wrote:
MnMikew wrote:
"Telamon" wrote in message
...

In article ,
"Michael Lawson" wrote:


"Telamon" wrote in message


...

In article ,
"IonSpot" wrote:


You gotta check this out....it was bound to happen sooner or

later.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=5870131179

So what happened? The auction was pulled with no other information

when

I used the link.

It was a spoof of R-M. Instead of overpriced
radios (which can be lemons), the spoofer
was auctioning off a real lemon. Had R-M's
spiel down pat.

Was the lemon sitting on a red cloth?

Sounds funny and I'm sorry I missed it.


Yup. Perhaps it got archived somewhere.



I can't keep it up long, but

http://users.adelphia.net/~msholden/radiomartspoof.htm



[email protected] February 22nd 06 05:33 PM

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I plugged in the Lemon and it lit up.
cuhulin


Silfax February 22nd 06 08:22 PM

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On 2006-02-22, wrote:
I plugged in the Lemon and it lit up.
cuhulin

was it something like this?
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu...ic/pickle.html



[email protected] February 22nd 06 10:47 PM

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It fizzeled and it blew it's top.I guess them 240 volts from my electric
hot water heater line was too much for it.
cuhulin



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