A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter
coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad
realises the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting
for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and
places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and
then ever more firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the money,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the
woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the
coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies. "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."

of the people who complain are those who try to evade tax laws and wind
up getting nicked.

Bruce Jensen

You might have clearer view of this, had you been listening to Irwin Schiff
on shortwave radio. I don't think Irwin is on WWCR anymore, but he can
be
contacted at:

Irwin A. Schiff
Inmate ID No. 08537014
Florence Correctional Center
1100 Bowling Road
Florence, Arizona 85232

This is from:

http://www.paynoincometax.com/

Frank Dresser

Thanks for this, Frank. It is more than I can possibly digest, but I
think I get the general drift of it. Until the populace at large
conducts a general uprising to its elected officials, I doubt if the
types of situations outlined in this treatise will be eliminated. I
understand the concern over lack of actual legality in collecting a
tax; but, my main point was that the IRS has always treated me fairly
within the scope of its operations, and that most of the time, when I
hear of people being taken to task for their tax trangressions, it's
usually because they didn't pay according to schedule.

I do not contest that the authority to collect tax may not exist at
all. In fact, I make no statement on it one way or the other, because
I am not an attorney.

Bruce Jensen

"bpnjensen" wrote in message
ups.com...

Thanks for this, Frank. It is more than I can possibly digest, but I
think I get the general drift of it.

Yep. That's Irwin Schiff for ya. His attorneys filed a diminished capacity
defense on his behalf. I don't know if Irwin's stint on WWCR was entered as
evidence of his mental stability.

[snip]


I do not contest that the authority to collect tax may not exist at
all. In fact, I make no statement on it one way or the other, because
I am not an attorney.

Bruce Jensen


I don't think Irwin Schiff is an attorney either, but he is quite expansive
with his advice. One of the advised was convicted and Schiff was quoted as
saying:

"If I told him to go rob a bank, would he do it? What is he, an idiot?"

http://irwinschiffbs.blogspot.com/

Frank Dresser