I bought a large capacitance hat for my vertical, but theanten...
 

Them Texans stold the Stetson Hat from Mississippi.Do a search
for,Mississippi Trivia Stetson Hat.Yep,there really is such a thing as
the left handed monkey wrench.(or left handed crescent wrench.(Japanese
socket set)
Tie an umbrella over your hat and it wont get wet.
cuhulin