The reason the cops liked those five D-cell flashlights is because they were
the perfect size and shape to bang heads with in the dark without losing your
grip. (And the grey ABS plastic didn't leave a mark like the MagLite®)

(PooPooPanz) wrote in
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The reason the cops liked those five D-cell flashlights is because
they were the perfect size and shape to bang heads with in the dark
without losing your grip. (And the grey ABS plastic didn't leave a
mark like the MagLite®)

Now any cop worth a donut knows that ya don't hit em on the head, it ruins
the light. You hit them in the collarbone

john