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Pretty accurate
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in St. Cloud who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Duluth and one of my sisters, who lives in Minneapolis, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in St. Paul. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Rochester for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Bay Village. She is still a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a democrat. Signed, Worried About My Reputation This sounds like it could be true! Tracy |
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