Pretty accurate
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in St. Cloud who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Duluth and
one of my sisters, who lives in Minneapolis, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in St. Paul.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence in Rochester for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with
his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Bay Village. She is still a
part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a democrat.
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
This sounds like it could be true!
Tracy
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