Nice!
Alex Flinsch wrote:
In article , Arf! Arf! wrote:
All of you need to take a healthy dump and get a life. There is not a
single mention of policy in this entire thread.
Agreed...
FWIW I have been following this thread for a while, and have been very
amused by it. Recently I downloaded a copy of the FCC amateur database to
use in some club research, just for the heck of it, I did a few queries on
the database tables...
There are a total of 8 hams who are proud of their TIT's, and another 42 who
wear a BRA, there are no hams with the call of N0BRA (perhaps she is among
the 50 who SAG).
There are a total of 11 hams who are an ASS and 37 FCK'rs, but no FUK'rs or
FUC'rs. 9 are DUM, and a surprising 43 are full of SHT.
There are 47 NIT's to go along with the 56 WIT's.
The FCC has 72 hams, but has been getting careless with what they give calls
to, as there are 54 DOGs, 78 CATs, 56 COWs, 25 PIGs, 87 FOXes, 51 GNU, 67
RATs, and an additional 56 with FUR. There are 63 hams living in the SEA,
along with 51 EEL's and 60 COD.
A total of 47 hams LIE, while 43 are telling the TRUth.
Ham radio seems to be a family hobby as there are 68 DAD's, 73 MOM's, 45 who
claim to be SIS, 38 BROs, 68 KIDs , and 57 BOYs.
There are 49 hams who like to YAK, while 54 each prefer PSK or FSK, an
additional 70 are SSB users and 50 use a VOX. This greatly outnumbers the 65
who use a KEY and 67 BUG users.
Figuring out the genders of hams is a bit confusing, as there are 59 GUY's,
54 GAL's, 52 MEN, and another 36 MAN. This count also includes W0MEN, W0MAN,
N0MAN, and N0MEN.
Sexual orientation is also difficult to determine as 24 hams have SEX, but
only one with N0SEX There are 8 who are FAGs, while 10 claim to be GAY.
Baldness is also common among hams, as there are 56 who wear a HAT, another
66 CAP wearers, and 39 who have WIG. I did not include N0HAT, N0CAP and
N0WIG in those counts. There are also 49 with a TIE, and one with N0TIE.
Age does not seem to matter to hams either as there are almost equal numbers
of OLD (59) and NEW (58) hams.
An additional 19 think they are GOD, perhaps while they are on the AIR (81)
with the 16 LID's, the 67 who are HOT, and the 62 who are BAD. There is a
single ham who claims to be K1NG, and another who admits to having N0CLU.
There are 56 who like to EAT, 52 TEA drinkers, 54 GIN drinkers, and 51 GUM
chewers. With all of this eating going on, there are 49 who are FAT,
(including N0FAT), and another 61 who are BIG.
There are 37 who eat LOX. Oddly enough there are only 5 JEW's (perhaps
because ham is not Kosher??) and 1 Atheist (N0GOD).
As for personality traits there are 49 who are ODD, 53 who are SHY and 52
who are SLY. There are 54 who are SAD, and 60 who are MAD.
54 hams have their heads stuck in the MUD, while another 68 are in the SKY
There are 55 amateurs who are PRO's, while 96 are content to be HAMs.
61 operators think they are number ONE, while 56 are in second place (TWO).
There are 62 hams in TENth place, and a whopping 72 in SIXth.
VHF (74) seems to be a bit more popular than UHF (63). The low number of
VLF'ers (44) is not surprising, as we do not have a 135 kHZ allocation in
the US.
There are 49 with a RIG and one poor ham with N0RIG.
Alex / AB2RC
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