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June 11th 04, 02:06 AM

In article ,
(William) writes:

[these things just seem to write themselves...:-) ]

You should write an auto-reply script.

Start with a standard statement such as, "That's not true," which is
invariably correct whenever referring to anything Steve says. Then
write a search script to find and quote the misquoted part, and then
close it with "Best of Luck" or "Temper Fry" or "Hi, hi."

Sounds like a plan!

I once tried something like that with Herr Robust's arrogant
ordering in here but the script editor program just froze with
an error message box appearing stating that the "program was
in comedy mode, must wait for Saturday Night to make a Live
restart." That was on a Sunday afternoon and the wait was too
long.

If it was a movie script instead of a DOS script it might sell.
Hollywood producers buy all kinds of fiction, even SF that
isn't scientific or logical. Nursie sure isn't logical, only rock-
bound, rock-anchored Twilight Zone material. Too bad Rod
Serling is long departed..."At the signpost up ahead, MARS
is amateur radio!" [has a catchy ring to it, I think...:-) ]

Hi hi and a J.Lo begging...

LHA / WMD