1) By habbin' sum mo dat friiiihd shickun.

2) By goin to da white subuhhbs to shoplif 'an steal da cahhs.

3) By drinkin' anothuh fouh-tee 'an smokin' dat crack cocaine.

4) By axein' muh 19-year old daughttuh why she be habin' six
kids and no idea
who dey fadduhs is.

5) All dem things you jus' said.

Mannnnnnn.... you fougut da dang watermelon yo... fried chicken and
watermelon.. and some chitlins too