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Old July 10th 03, 08:17 PM
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Six presidents are on a cruise ship and it suddenly it starts to sink!



Ford says: "What do we do?"

Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!"

Reagan says: "What lifeboats?"

Carter says: "Women first!"

Nixon says: "Screw the women!"

Clinton says: "You think we have time?"

Definition of the SuperBowl
If 10,000 CB'er's are on the SuperBowl
then only 1000 can be heard some of the times
& only 100 can be heard most of the times
& only 10 can be heard all the time
This is a great example why the bowl is not for the weak!