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Old August 2nd 03, 01:18 AM
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Default joke for friday evening

dear abby hitting it out of the park............


Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning.
When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows he
cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job two years
ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living
room in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills. And since
our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps
calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore.