joke for monday..............
this is about par for the course..............
Quick, Before it Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before
it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blew her top! "You *******! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "****, it started..."
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