"Henry Kolesnik" wrote in message
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From the 60s, after engr class
..
the angle of the dangle ...
is in constant proportion to the mass of the ass..

and unfortunately I can't recall the rest..
which might be the best...
73
Hank WD5JFR

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass times the
heat of the meat.

Ed
wb6wsn