"Russ" wrote in message
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On 14 Mar 2004 00:06:07 GMT, (JGBOYLES) wrote:

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass times the
heat of the meat.

Oh well, in the early 1970's University of Alabama School of EE. It was:

The Angle of the Dangle is directly proportional to the Heat of the
Meat, and
inversely proportional to the Fall of the Balls. I'm sorry.
73 Gary N4AST

The cube of the boob should be in there somewhere too.

Russ


Unfortunately, these analog rules of thumb have been forgotten in this age
of digital stimulation.

Ed
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