"Curious Dan" wrote:
I guess George posted this since it is from AOL.

No, you ain't smart enuff to think that up.
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"GeorgeSparkyVoob" wrote in message
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The whole story, up to now..



(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong
underwear

Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!

Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?

Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to
hurry
before George gets here.

Sparkyscreaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already
told
you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!

Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.

Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.

Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your
wishes.

Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?

Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.

Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?

Aaron: I think so, let me check.

(knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.

Aaronexclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?

Georgecrying) I was just out minding my own business, following this
little
girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched
me.
I had
just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her.
Then the
Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I
think
he
dislocated my shoulder too.

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks
for
George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some
ice
for
his broken nose and busted lip too.

Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes!

Aaron: OK, whatever!

(Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
smallest, so he can have the biggest.then finally he returns)

Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for
Christ's
sake!

Sparkyunintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)

Aarongrabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There
now George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better,
doesn't
he?

George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise
easily.

Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.

Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook
them?

Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the
damn
grill!

(Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly,
nothing
happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)

Aaronjust as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!

(loud explosion)

Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!

(Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming
for
help.
Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water)


Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire
in Sparky's beard with the teacups.

Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my
eyes.

Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.

George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!

Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.

Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have
dropped
below 300.

George: Here, drink this.

Sparky: What is it?

George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in
your
blood.

Sparkydrinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.

George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone
Wild"
video?

Aaron: I think so.check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.

George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)

Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.

Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked.
(throws
the
steaks in the pan)

George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and
dressing
ready, will ya? I'm busy now.

Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)

Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?

Sparky: Raw is fine with me.

George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I
don't
care.
Yeah, raw is fine with me too.

Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's.

Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!

George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?

Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.

George: (under his breath) Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)

Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!

George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the
video
and
heads for the door)

Aaron: Where you going, George?

George: Um.uh.I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this
tape
at home.

Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.

Aaron: OK George, see ya later.

George: Bye


Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch
his
kiddy
porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms.

Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.

Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty.almost as if I'm slipping
back
into
my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem
to
stop
having feelings for you.

Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.

Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.

Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?

Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to
George.

Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.

Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I
can't
count
the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head
on
the
newsgroup.

Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him,
but I
can't let him know that.

Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?

Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the ACK pledge.

Sparkychuckles quietly)

Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.

Scene: Fade to black.


To be continued.
















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