Given under my hand and the Executive Seal of the AKC, this NOTICE:

The keyclown known as TWITHED aka TWIRTED aka TWISTED aka TWISTY aka
TWISTYNUTS aka is hereby banned from posting in
rec.radio.cb between the hours of 12 midnight on Friday and 6 AM
Monday.

Penalties for posting may include PERMANENT EXPULSION (but not before
at least one warning is given).