"Lancer" wrote in message
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 15:55:17 GMT, sideband wrote:

Here's the steps, in order:

Take 65 corvair. Remove engine. Cap Diff. Put new clutch and plate on
front of tranny. Remove back seats. Cut hole in floorpan. Install
rollcage and crossmember. Lovingly slide LT1 into place where back
seats used to be. Bolt to tranny and motor mounts. Hookup wiring.
Install radiator under "hood" and run piping. Replace all fluids.
Testfire motor. Install 50's series tires on rear axle. Install 60's
series tires on front axle. Install trunk where old engine compartment
used to be. Paint corvair metallic burgundy. Stencil "Nader's
Nightmare" on both rear quarterfenders in bright fire engine yellow.
Watch Steveo's countenance drop when he realizes his Hemi is no match.

::SMIRK::

-SSB

I thought Nader was against Volkswagons?

He had more to do with the death of the corvair than anyone. What's sad is
that the corvair was a pretty nice car by '65. The safety problems were in
the earlier years.

Jeff