"The Purple Onion" wrote in message ...
Twistnuts roasting on a newsgroup fire,
Keyqueenz nipping at his balls
Informants write and they sing like a choir,
In hope for the day that Twitsy falls

Everybody knows he's a faggot and a truckstop ho,Ê
And he won't go without a fightÊ
AKC with their eyes all aglow,Ê
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.Ê

They know that Twitsys ID is on its way,
From dozens of emails people say
That even the FCC is going to spy,Ê
To see an Extra Class ham bootleg on triple 5.Ê

And so we're offering this simple phrase,Ê
To keyqueenz from one to ninety-two,Ê
Although its been said many times, many ways,Ê
Merry Christmas Twithed, **** you.

Hi Georgie-girl, an alleged Extra. You can run but you can't hide. Why
are you on the triple 5?