"Radioman" wrote in message
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I tried to hijack Santa. I fired a shoulder mounted SAM at him. I figured
I would get a lot good stuff from the sleigh.

Alas, I just got a coupla' of venison burgers and 15 yard bags of
confetti.

Aw, ya must have armed the war head. For a shot like that ya shoulda just
punched a big hole in the sleigh..