SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________
Occasionally, but not often.

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

Nope.
3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

Not at all.
4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

Nope.
5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

Yes, to pass traffic.
6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

No.
7. Are you overweight ?________

Slightly, but most people in their mid-30's in my line of work are.
Has nothing to do with being a HAM.
8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

No.
9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

No.
10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

No.
11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No.
12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting topics
on ham radio?_______________

No, but it's not generally a bad idea.
13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

Nope.


How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?
Absolutely.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.