SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________


Yup. Old habits die hard.


2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________
Nope.


3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______


Not when speaking local.


4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

No.

5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

No.


6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

Yes.


7. Are you overweight ?________

175 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Two waist sizes larger than high school. Although on occasion, I have
been known to bloat up to a disgusting 185.


8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________


No.


9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________


What's a repeater?

10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

Children keep us young.

11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out
a general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No. I send out a thank you to whoever is deserving.


12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting
topics on ham radio?_______________


Not at all. I think some of the banter successfullly stimulates thought
processes that arrive at concepts and ideas that would otherwise never
be considered.


13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

I didn't even know what that meant until that Finnish hammie freak who
preferred to spell his name like a chick brought it to the group.


How to Sco
Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?

That has been the paining question of some of our
more,,,,uh,,inquisitive followers. They are unable to agree on a
consensus after all these years.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or
ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name into QST as a Silent
Key.