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Old April 9th 04, 02:38 AM
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Geo's Mom wrote:
Dear Sir,
I thank you for your kind words. As the mother of such a special
child you have no idea what your support means to me. Although I must
say if the present plans come to fruition I will be selling the
little geo to a consortium of asian business men. They have made me a
quite generous offer. It seems that a lack of certain physical
attributes is highly prized in some circles. After the horrible "food
processor" incident it seems my lil eunuch is a perfect fit. I
mentioned the possibility of the sale to the father (My Pimp) and he
is quite pleased with the price offered. It seems like a good deal
for everyone. The asian business men get a UNIque item and we get
money we need to enlarge the crack house and brothel. Although Bubba
at the Rahway State Prison and Day Care Center was quite upset with
the possible sale. It seems he and the other conselors at the center
would have liked to purchase the geo child, but they would
not have been able to match the generous offer that was on the table.

Again Thank You Sir,
Geo's Mom


Dear Geo's Mom;

You should move Geo down to where they filmed Deliverance. He deserves to
be with his own kind. It's the right thing to do.

Sincerely;

Concerned CB netizen.


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