In article , I Am Not George
says...

Steveo wrote in message
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Now you mix the posts and quotes to fit your needs. Send
me another apology in my inbox, or you can snail
mail it to me

why dont you leave a note at my door and run away like you did with Leland lol


Dear Sirs,
I have been unable to correspond with you as my childs father (My Pimp)
and I have been in negotiations with the consortium of Asian gentlemen who
wish to purchase our child. Unfortunately it seems one of the gentlemen
involved in the discussions is a "Usenet Junkie" (if that is the correct
term). It seems he has been following your recent discussions quite avidly
and has decided that my child is unsuitable. The gentleman, who shall
remain anonymous, kept using the same words as you gentlemen do. As I do
not speak his language all I could actually understand were the words
lame, tard, ****wit, clueless (his words not mine). I gathered they were
less than impressed with my childs intelligence and lack of humor.
The childs father (My Pimp) is quite distraught and has indicated he
would "cut that little *******s nuts off if he had any", (again his words
not mine. I sent his father back to the Crack house and Brothel in hopes
of averting bloodshed when my poor child returns from Rahway State Prison
and Day Care Center. I am quite miffed at Bubba there at Rahway as I
specifically stated I did not with my child to have Internet access. I
think Bubba may have allowed the poor child access intentionally. I felt
that Bubba and the other counselors were quite upset that my little retard
was going away. Now if I was a suspicious person I would suspect they
intentionally interfered with the sale of my slightly damaged child.

Well, time to go give the sheep their pennicillun and feed the gerbils.

With Respect,
Geo's Mom.