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Old June 25th 04, 03:18 AM
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I like Guitar Town better!


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anyone use them? whatever happened to the prof?


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Subject: Professors Amp ... Sing Along Now ... Everybody.... View:
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Original FormatNewsgroups: rec.radio.cb
Date: 2002-06-03 17:26:03 EST

-Perfesser's Amp-
(Sung To The Tune Of "Jessie's Girl"
by Rick Springfield)

Perfesser is a friend
Yeah I know, he's been a good friend of illegals all the time
But lately somethin's changed, it ain't hard to define
Perfessers got himself an amp, and I wanna make it mine
And he's designed it Class C with no bias
And it's got spurs like mad, I just know it
And he got his flywheel theory screwed up, late late at night
But Y'know, I wish that I had Perfessers amp
I wish that I had Perfessers amp
Where can I find a design like that?

I'll play along with his charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
Y'know I feel so dirty when Sparky starts talkin' truth
I wanna tell him I'm illegal too but the point is prob'ly moot
'Cause it's designed with no bias
And it's sounds like ****, I just know it
And it was dreamed up when he was drunk, late late at night
But Y'know, I wish that I had Perfessers amp
I wish that I had Perfessers amp
Where can I find a design like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wond'rin' when the FCC will catch up with me
Yeah I've been illegal I've been crude and I do lines
Ain't that the way CB's supposed to be?
Tell me, where can I find an amp like that?
But Y'know, I wish that I had Perfessers amp
I wish that I had Perfessers amp
Where can I find a design like that?
Like Perfessers amp
I wish that I had Perfessers amp!

Steve Earle -- Copperhead Road

Well my name's John Lee Pettimore
Same as my daddy and his daddy before
You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only came to town about twice a year
He'd buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line
Everybody knew that he made moonshine
Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad
He headed up the holler with everything he had
It's before my time but I've been told
He never came back from Copperhead Road

Now Daddy ran the whiskey in a big block Dodge
Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge
Johnson County Sheriff painted on the side
Just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside
Well him and my uncle tore that engine down
I still remember that rumblin' sound
Well the sheriff came around in the middle of the night
Heard mama cryin', knew something wasn't right
He was headed down to Knoxville with the weekly load
You could smell the whiskey burnin' down Copperhead Road

I volunteered for the Army on my birthday
They draft the white trash first,'round here anyway
I done two tours of duty in Vietnam
And I came home with a brand new plan
I take the seed from Colombia and Mexico
I plant it up the holler down Copperhead Road
Well the D.E.A.'s got a chopper in the air
I wake up screaming like I'm back over there
I learned a thing or two from ol' Charlie don't you know
You better stay away from Copperhead Road

Copperhead Road
Copperhead Road
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