We wish to extend our sincerest thanks to mopeadope for continuing to
perform as trained by us, his AKC Masters.

Having a low level of frustration like he does is hell on him until he
responds to our commands. Good boy, mopeadope...here's yer biscuit.
Sit up now, mopeadope...yap some more now...ahhh SUCH a good
mopeadope.

Yessiree, that mopeadope sure takes to training. Gooooood boy,
mopeadope, gooooood boy!

heheheheh

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