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September 30th 04, 02:56 PM

(Twistedhed) wrote in message ...
Kennelmaster of rec.radio's puppy pound, wrote:
Same way you northern folks feel down here in the summer when the temp
is 98 and the humidity is two percent above that! ;-)
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Oh yea, that. We call that APRILMAYJUNEJULYAUGUSTSEPTEMBER
You can always tell the newbie tourists,,,,they stay in the water all
day to avoid the heat and try and cool off. You can recognize them by
the white gobs of sun block their wives smear on them in the late
afternoon on top of their lobster-like appearance, but by then it is too
late. They are usually in the emergency room by 9:00 PM, hungry, because
they didn't have dinner due to the hours of ambivalance spent deciding
whether or not to go to the ER, agreeing to go and seek treatment only
when the blisters begin to appear when the sun goes down. These type
yanks never return and marvelously blame their amazing and miserable
experience on the state itself. 'Ol Sol serves as a sort of weeding
process at times g.

Florida's heat/humidity wasn't as bad as it was in Houston in 2001.
And believe it or not, I hardly ever tan but usually burn real bad, I
left florida w/o burning once, and had the darkest tan I've ever had,
but now after being transfered to an indoor assignment my tan us
fading away. But yes I can remember my experiances in Fla in my
younger years (spring break comes to mind) when I got burned really
bad heheh.