BP wrote:

(keyclown drivel snipped)

Listen Butt Pumper, you should know that I am not N8WWM. You are suffering
from a common delusion that many small-brained keyclowns share. You
pathetic pink sissies believe one individual, N8WWM, has the power to be
over the planet at once, watching you, listening to you, recording your
every move, spanking you when you're bad keyclowns, rewarding you when
you're good keyclowns.

And it's right that you should think that way, since your subhuman
keyclownism prevents you from leading useful lives, and you do need to be
watched and managed like so many frightened gerbils. However, you would go
out of your minds if you knew the truth, which is that N8WWM no longer
needs to have direct contact with lowly keyclowns. The whole AKC thing
runs on remote control. We snap our fingers, you jump. And there's nothing
you can do about it. Hardeeharhar.