"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
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Well guess what? I DON'T THINK I'M BIG & BAD, I KNOW I'M BIG AND BAD.
AND THERE AIN'T NO POWER ON THIS PLANET NOR IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT CAN
STOP ME BECAUSE I'M AM THE ALL MIGHTY POWERFUL EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE
AND MY EMPIRE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PUNY LITTLE PLANET EARTHLINGS IF
YOU DO NOT DO AS WE SAY SO GO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE & SMOKE IT! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Why tan fer thar, mercy sakes, gre't day 'live thar, sho thang thar, ah
know yoo rah't thar, garan-tole ye thar, ah know whutcha mean, shore do
thar, mercy me, ah'm sho nuff impressed wid yore treetop tall signal" (ad
nauseum).

Uh, speaking of smoke, would you PLEEEZE turn off that sebney five Pony-ack
(hack, hack, cough). Hits causin' my eyes to burn thar! Or go down tuh th'
river and run that ole rusty Pony-ack and git rid of them skeeters at the
trailer park.

(rusty ole green Pony-ack fades in the distance with the motor going
Fooomp-fooomp-fooomp-foomp--skip-COUGH-sputter-foomp-foomp) wid them twin
whup-whups swingin' in the breeze.


WHEW! I thought he'd never leave. Think I'll go take a bath!


HAHAHA!