I want to know about this anteater stuff.

I know what an anteater is but I want to know how the heck you would go
about "renting" one?
Where I live, you can buy an anteater but I don't think you could rent one.
I have a dog that kills cats. Would you be interested in renting him from
me? Just kidding, my dog loves cats and I'd never rent him for anything.

I think you are smoking too much weed or something!