The average scanner listener from years of observation...sorry if this
offends.

5' 71/2"
320 lbs
48" waist
28" stride

Highschool (the MIT of scanner listeners) nicknames:

Frumpy
Pudgey
Dumpy
Stinkpot
Stinky
Smelly
The Round Mound of Artificial Ground

Radios clipped all over him, and he doesn't know when to turn them
off. The seat on his bluejeans hanging almost to the ground. Doesn't
use deodorant because "I have a reaction to it". As digusting a sight
as you'll ever see or smell.

J.C. Jones