On 30 Jun 2003 16:07:48 GMT, Tom Betz wrote:

You are hereby sentenced to listen to four hours of polka
king Frankie Yankovic's greatest hits.

The Geneva Concention permits only 3 hours, otherwise it's considered
torture and is punishable by 5 hours of Slim Whitman.

"Ack! Ack ack ack ack!!"

Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on Slim. He did save the planet, after
all.

Rich