Personally, I think the Col.'s screen name is the funniest one on this board.
Cracks me up.

--Russ

While the 'lidless eyes of the revolution' are pleased with your
progressive political sentiments, comrade, we find nothing humorous in
our names.

It would be good for you to make a detailed study of Comrade Stalin's
timeless work on the Nationalities question, in order to overcome your
prejudice against the varied names found among the soviet peoples.


--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)