I will never Ever!!! buy any kind of French products!!! My wife wanted to
buy some wine last night and I said No French wine!! She said of course
not!

OK
But no French Kissing (she may not like that!)
and if you end up in bed with her anyway, no French Ticklers.

No French Fries, either

Sure, Freedom Fries, Freedom Kissing, and Freedom Ticklers are OK.