I. P. Yurin wrote in message . ..

I'm ****ed the market has been closed. I was gonna retire on the money
I made from shorting Poindexter's political future.

Mmmmm, I wouldn't be so sure of that. Had you bet against his
political future fifteen years ago, you would, in the long run, have
lost your bet. Too much insider trading going on here; the small
investor is guaranteed to lose.