The Pastor John Lewis Drinking Game

Inspired by I. P. Yurin in
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%2....co m&rnum=18

The host should provide a sufficient quantity of the players' favorite
alcoholic beverages sufficient to last for at least a good party.

Just prior to the start of a "Black Brigade" broadcast, each player
picks, in coin toss order, a phrase from the following list until all
phrases or words are picked.

- cock-eyed reprobate
- you're goin' to hell
- sodomite
- little bushie
- maggot
- hog fat
- mother-in-law
- baby murderer
- faggot
- raghead
- civil magistrate

If a player hears his or her phrase spoken by Pastor John or one of
his rarely appearing Billy Bob fellow pastors, the player is entitled
to a drink.

If any of the following occurs:

- Pastor John says "if you don't like it, lump it"
- Pastor John sings

everyone drinks.

This game is almost as fun as trying to figure out where in the hell
Pastor John happens to be broadcast from at any particular time or
day. He changes shortwave frequencies at the same rate infants need
diaper changes. Most recently heard via Christian Media Network on
15725 and 5100 and the internet feed, but now he's dropped Monticello
and is reportedly to be on WJIE 7490//13595 and an earlier broadcast
on 15725. WJIE? WTF? I cannot determine if this station is even on the
air and transmitting a carrier, let alone try and listen to Pastor
John. CMN's web streams are frequently dull and unreliable, relaying
nothing but endless commercials for expensive crap of dubious value,
like colloidal silver.

Where the Hell IS pastor John?? Anyone have a time & frequency?

--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)