You forgot my favorite:

Oh, I didn't forget it... every good Xtian gets a good laugh out of
scribbling that one on the bathroom wall.


"There is no God." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)

"There is no Nietzsche." (God)

Unfortunately for the sheep, we have a grave with Nietzsche's bones in it,
many books that he wrote, and photographs of him.

What do we have of god? A horrifying book written by a bunch of men,
constant warfare over which god is the real god, and groups of sheep in a
constant state of delusion.

By the way, the quote is "God is dead" not "There is no God", Book III,
aphorism 125, of "The Gay Science".

Jon