"Gray Shockley" wrote in message
.com...

Water is a plot by the John Birch Society to
screw up the water with which we make coffee.


If you drink Folger's or Maxwell House, your body will emit strange -
yea,
even weird - frequencies and you will be placed on the plaid list and
held
prisoner in a college women's dormitory (yes, I read that dirty book,
also).


However - for those who drink frou-frou coffee (such as it is) - to them
nothing untoward will happen as no one but /no one/ can possibly expect
danger to come from frou-frou drinkers and they will be placed on the
transparent list (which we seem to have misplaced - it's here someplace).



Gray Shockley

(and glub help the person who adds water to his scotch!!!)