On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:42:02 -0600, Frank Dresser wrote
(in message ):


"Gray Shockley" wrote in message
.com...

Water is a plot by the John Birch Society to
screw up the water with which we make coffee.


If you drink Folger's or Maxwell House, your body will emit strange -
yea,
even weird - frequencies and you will be placed on the plaid list and
held
prisoner in a college women's dormitory (yes, I read that dirty book,
also).


However - for those who drink frou-frou coffee (such as it is) - to
them
nothing untoward will happen as no one but /no one/ can possibly
expect
danger to come from frou-frou drinkers and they will be placed on the
transparent list (which we seem to have misplaced - it's here
someplace).



Gray Shockley
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Who checked to see if I had the proper
clearance and the doorway was seven feet tall.



Obviously, the filter manufacturers are way behind the curve. I'd pay
money for a filter which would take that gooey corn syrup out of Coke
and replace it with good, healthful white sugar.

Then, why not buy Coca-Cola that is made with sugar insead of that horrible
corn syrup?

"Huh?", I just heard you say.

[This information is courtesy of Dave Aronson, moderator of the Mensa echo in
FidoNet, a number of years ago and a fellow SysOp in FidoNet 109.]

The Coke with the syrup isn't Kosher and the Coke with the sugar is.

There is one run a year of the Kosher Coke (Yom Kippur? Does anyone know?).

It's barely mentioned but there's a marking on it. The first year Dave
mentioned it, all of us bought a little bit of it.

My wife - the forever skeptic - kidded me about it until she took a swig and
then exclaimed over how good it tasted.

The next year /everybody/ bought quite a bit of it, topping off with one guy
who bought $500 of it and started parking his car out on the driveway cuz his
garage was fill of "real" Coke.


The beverage conspiracy now covers alot more than long wire antennas.

Frank Dresser




Gray Shockley
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& Ya don't even have to be circumsized to buy it!