Diverd4777,

And That is . . . TEX-US JUST-US !

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MW; !

WHERE is your sense of Humor this morning ??


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Do You Know Me?.................................

This is why lawyers should never ask a witness a question, if they
aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small Texas town
prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grand
motherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."

The lawyer was stunned.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,

"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died! At this point, the judge brought the
court room to silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you *******s asks her if she knows

me, you'll be jailed for contempt."


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In article ,
ojunk (Michael Bryant) writes:


From: (Diverd4777)

have you EVER heard of a French Football Fan Club being Banned from
International Soccer matches ?
- Didn't think So..


And this is your proof that the British are more trustworthy?

Like, duh, man...

Bryant