Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's even worse,
everyone
knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job

two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit
around
the living room in his underwear and watch TV, while I work to pay the
bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like
me.
He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you're a United
States Senator from New York.