In article , "Brenda Ann"
writes:
Subject: (OT) Thin Ice !!
From: "Brenda Ann"
Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2004 23:31:42 +0900
"Diverd4777" wrote in message
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In article ,
(J999w) writes:
It is only the uneducated public (tin foil hat crowd) that really buys
into Global Warming as a truly manmade occurrence.
Hmmm.
Which is colder ... the city or the woods?
Are the cities expanding, or shrinking?
Think about it.
jw
wb9uai
Hmm...
Well I've seen on TV woods catch fire & burn down
& this process generates lots of heat.
:
So maybe we should take a tip from our forward thinking freinds
in Brazil, Indonesia and Africa
And just burn down
all the forests.
!
We could then Put in tract housing,
with beautiful Blue Swimming pools
Swimming Pools don't burn.
:
- So that would take care of the problem
of the woods burning down
& generating heat !
:
This being true,
Cities generate less heat
than the woods
:
There would be more cities
than woods
So the earth would cool down
Go into an Ice age
& freezing all the Swimming Pools...
..
Which wouldn't matter a whit, since we would have long since run out of
oxygen to breath, and would be dead.. leaving only the cockroaches left to
enjoy the swimming pools anyway.. 
- But Brenda,
If you Heat all the swimming pools,
then they would release the gases
trapped in solution !
part of these gases is Oxygen,
- so
By heating the swimming Pools
We'd all have air to breath!
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( & THEN we could go after the cockeroaches ! ! ! )