On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 23:00:54 -0500, "matt's sludge"
wrote:


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Are you sure you didn't call Art Bell last night
and claimed to be a six-toed spawn of an alien
love affair with Michael Jackson..? (grin)

Even Art wouldn't let that caller go on the air - too easily disproven
as everyone knows that there are some things an alien just won't do
......... and Michael Jackson is one of them. 8-}