Sounds like the voice of experience. You must stay there often.

Tracy

On 21 Jan 2004 03:43:04 -0800, (W4JLE)
wrote:

This is hystericalROTFLMAO, enjoy......

10. Their slogan is, "We'll leave the WHITE on for ya!"

9. Those Confederate Flag pillow cases.

8. Sign in the lobby announces: "Pat Buchanan Rally This Saturday!!!"

7. Sign behind the front desk reads: "You're damn right we're open on
Martin Luther King Day!"

6. Sign above the beds reads: "Absolutely no HIP-HOPPING on the
mattresses!!!"

5. Sheets and towels already have eye-holes cut in them.

4. No rating by the AAA. . . but 5-stars by the KKK.

3. Bible on the nightstand replaced with a copy of "Mien Kampf".

2. Instead of a "Presidential Suite" they have a "Grand Wizard Suite".

And the Top Reason to Stay at the Hiram Hotel. . .

1. Every morning the front desk will give you a "wake-up slur".

Anyone else have any like minded humor?