SWR - Succulent With Ratatouille.

"Volker Kerkhoff" wrote in message
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Airy R. Bean wrote:
Half way through erecting a co-linear for 145MHz, the
Station Manager asked of me what would we be having for
tea?
Being in a creative mood, I came up with the following,
and because of the context, have named it, "Sausage Co-Linear".....
So, what's the SWR on that?